you know what i hate? guys who hit on me, no matter how much i mention my boyfriend (which is literally all the fucking time). i mean seriously? this guy who has had a thing for me for almost a year now texts me and tells me he thought i was on the cover of this month’s maxim. being a straight woman, i didn’t see it. IT’S FUCKING OLIVIA MUNN. super hot brunette, petite, etc. i am 6’2”, blonde, and the antithesis of petite. see my problem? we may have the same general face structure so when we smile we may look the same, but come on dude. i mean, there’s wayyy more to his and my story, but still. he saw me today for the first time all semester and texts me that. all that does is offend me firstly for continuing to hit on me, and secondly for being so ridiculous. UGH.
sleeping with the sounds of rain splattering against my window… the only thing missing is you.